Skinny (sing to the tune of "Happy")

It's not crazy what I'm about to say Shaun T. sit down you can take a break. Jenny Craig don't need you Weight Watchers you're through I cracked the code and you can too

I worked out once and now I'm skinny skinny skinny I'm skinny skinny skinny skinny My thighs aren't clapping when I walk from room to room Because I'm skinny skinny skinny

All those diet gurus talking lose the fat Don't need squats or planks or none of that My back fat's gone imagine that!

I worked out once and now I'm skinny skinny skinny I'm skinny skinny skinny My thighs aren't clapping when I walk from room to room Because I'm skinny skinny skinny

Lane Bryant you don't have my size No more Spanx to control my thighs Because I'm skinny skinny skinny

I worked out once and now I'm skinny skinny skinny I'm skinny skinny skinny