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Skinny (sing to the tune of "Happy")

September 1, 2014

 

 

 

It's not crazy what I'm about to say
Shaun T. sit down you can take a break.
Jenny Craig don't need you
Weight Watchers you're through
I cracked the code and you can too

I worked out once and now I'm skinny skinny skinny
I'm skinny skinny skinny skinny
My thighs aren't clapping when I walk from room to room
Because I'm skinny skinny skinny

All those diet gurus talking lose the fat
Don't need squats or planks or none of that
My back fat's gone imagine that!

I worked out once and now I'm skinny skinny skinny
I'm skinny skinny skinny
My thighs aren't clapping when I walk from room to room
Because I'm skinny skinny skinny

Lane Bryant you don't have my size
No more Spanx to control my thighs
Because I'm skinny skinny skinny

I worked out once and now I'm skinny skinny skinny
I'm skinny skinny skinny

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